Elaine thinks that Puddy is religious because of the presets she discovers on his car radio. The first idea George presents at a Kruger project meeting goes over great, his…
Jerry buys his dad a $200 Wizard organizer for a birthday present. George receives a message from Susan’s parents, the Rosses. Jerry and George debate about the race of Elaine’s…
George tries to break up with his girlfriend, Maura, only she doesn’t agree. Jerry has purchased cuff links worn by Jerry Lewis in Cinderfella. He plans to use them as…
Kramer’s brutal honesty, gets Jerry in trouble with Susan’s old college roommate, Sally Weaver. Elaine obsesses over the meaning of a cartoon that appears in The New Yorker. Elaine and…
Jerry plans to buy a new car with an insider deal from Puddy, who’s been promoted to a car salesman. Jerry ends up bargaining with Puddy and Elaine to get…
Harbucks coffee plans to move into South Park and drive Tweek coffee shop out of business. Mr. Garrison assigns a report on current events to help him keep his job….
Kyle, Stan and Kenny accompany Eric and his family to a Christmas celebration with the Cartman family. One of Cartman’s relatives breaks out of jail for the reunion, with his…
Sharon Marsh’s Aunt Flo makes her monthly visit and she has present for Stan, a fish. Stan’s fish really freaks him out, especially when the dead bodies start piling up….
Chef is getting sued by Capitalist Records for trying to obtain the rights to a song he wrote twenty years ago. He needs 2 million dollars to hire Johnny Cochran….
South Park’s annual “Cow Days” party is happening! The cows become transfixed on a cow statue. In order to get the money they need to win Terrance and Phillip dolls,…
Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play “Truth or Dare” with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate…
The kids go on a field trip to the planetarium. All of the children except Cartman are acting weird. As usual Stan and Kyle, with Kenny’s sacrifice, try to get…
Episode Title: Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods
Cartman’s mother plots to give the boys the chickenpox by sending them over to Kenny’s for a sleepover. Both Stan and Cartman breakout, but Kyle remains immune. Kyle discovers “the…
A film festival moves to South Park, only to have a devastating effect on the sewer system. Mr. Hankey calls upon Kyle for help. The movie people interpret Kyle’s pleading…
While their school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff, the boys remember some of their past adventures. Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride into town with a stranger…
Mr. Garrison assigns the boys to learn about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan’s Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn’t believe…
Episode Title: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Kyle is injured and must go to see the school nurse and is terrified because of the stories he’s heard. She looks fairly normal, except for the dead fetus sticking…
Ike’s going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are…
The Booktastic bus is in town and soon everyone finds out that Officer Barbrady can’t read. He is whisked off to school with the boys so he can save his…
Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman’s father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much…
Episode Title: Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut
The show starts off with the build up from last season’s cliffhanger revolving around Cartman’s paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the…
Episode Title: Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
The boys meet up with Barbara Streisand who wants to take over the world with Kyle’s discovery and an archaeological dig. Leonard Maltin, Sydney Potier, and Robert Smith come to…
Wendy and Stan discuss their plans for romance. Principal Victoria comes into the classroom and announces that Mr. Garrison is going to be out and that a substitute will be…
Eric is handing out invitations to his birthday party at school. Mr. Garrison informs them all that there is a new student joining the class. Announcing to all that he…
Joey teaches Ross how to be unemployed. Phoebe is working for the Salvation Army during the holidays. Monica is tired of Rachel’s obsessing about Danny and asks him to go…
Episode Title: The One with the Inappropriate Sister
Joey starts to get uncomfortable with protecting Monica and Chandler’s secret, especially when it places him in embarrassing situations with the rest of the group. Meanwhile, Ross becomes enraged at…
Although the Thanksgiving meal is great, Chandler is still moody over his parent’s divorce during the holiday when he was a boy and Ross is depressed about his second divorce….
Chandler and Joey let Ross move in with them once his marriage to Emily falls apart. Meanwhile, Phoebe gets involved with the local health inspector and Rachel becomes convinced that…
Emily decides that the only way to continue her marriage with Ross is to have him get rid of all traces of Rachel in his apartment. Meanwhile, Rachel and Monica…
Monica and Chandler plan an Atlantic City getaway in order to have an intimate weekend away from their friends. Meanwhile, Ross prepares himself to tell Rachel that he can’t see…
Joey lands a job with a PBS telethon, which ignites an old hatred Phoebe has towards the network. Meanwhile, Monica tries to convince Rachel that she’s dating someone from work…
Phoebe is rushed to the hospital for the birth of her brother’s triplets. While there, Joey winds up with severe sympathy pains that turn out to be kidney stones. Meanwhile,…
Ross continues to try and mend his marriage to Emily. When Chandler accidentally kisses Monica in front of everyone before leaving for work, he tries to recover by kissing everyone….
In the aftermath of his Freudian slip, Ross tries to rescue his marriage with Emily. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica try and find a moment alone in order to continue their…
Phoebe calls to warn Emily of Rachel’s impending arrival, but can’t get through. The parents meet at the rehearsal dinner. Joey is homesick, but one of the bridesmaids fixes that….
Monica freaks out about the trip to London. Joey annoys Chandler by saying “London, baby” over and over. Ross is annoyed that Rachel won’t come. In London, Chandler is embarrassed…
Phoebe is tired of being pregnant and experiencing major mood swings. Ross chooses Joey as his best man. The girls decide to throw Phoebe a baby shower after they’re not…
Episode Title: The One with the Worst Best Man Ever
