The boys have hit a crossroads with their band “Moop.” Cartman wants the band to play Christian Rock, and leaves the band when Stan, Kyle, and Kenny don’t agree. Before…
The metrosexual fad has hit South Park thanks to the “Queer Eye Guys,” and all the men in town are affected, except for Kyle and his Dad. Stan, Kenny, and…
The owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino have decided to buy out the town of South Park in order to create a super-highway from Denver to their Casino. The…
The boys are playing “junior detectives,” and have to find a kidnapped doll. After a daring rescue, they are taken back to Park County Police Headquarters. Upon their arrival, the…
For a report on Cultural Diversity, Cartman chooses to do one on Latinos in the arts with the help of a Jennifer Lopez hand puppet. Later, at the mall, the…
After participating in a walk-out against the war in Iraq, Mr. Garrison tells the boys they have to write a report on the founding fathers. Cartman decides he’s going to…
The boys are given a detention due to their attitudes in art class. Cartman decides that they need to toilet paper (TP) the art teacher’s house in revenge.
Jimmy is tired of the entire town talking about how great that “butthole” Christopher Reeve is. Jimmy and Timmy decide the only real “crips” are those who were crippled from…
The boys are at the bus stop and they seem to be reliving events that they went through 6 seasons earlier; that is Kyle “kicking the baby” his little brother…
While at the movies, the brothers bump into Judith and her new boyfriend. Seeing that Judith has changed her look, and the fact that Jake doesn’t think Alan is as…
After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn’t like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has…
Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie’s who is in the habit of walking around his place…
Episode Title: If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
Charlie tries to teach Jake to avoid certain calls that Charlie doesn’t want to deal with, like his mother (Evelyn) for one. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able…
Episode Title: Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
After spending a night in Las Vegas, Charlie decides to live up to his promise that he made to Jake about attending his soccer game. During the game, Charlie sets…
Episode Title: The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
Charlie is very unhappy with his housekeepers’ decision to quit, after she experiences Alan’s demanding ways. Alan then offers to take on the role of housekeeper, but this situation doesn’t…
Episode Title: If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song I'm Going to Take a Nap
After Charlie’s night with a girl is ruined due to Alan’s interruption, Alan moves in, being kicked out of his house by his “suffocated” wife: Judith. The next day Alan…
After Monica announces that she’s not cooking Thanksgiving dinner this year, Phoebe talks her back into it. Ross, Rachel, Phoebe and Joey are all late to the dinner, thanks to…
Phoebe and Mike struggle over their decision to donate their wedding fund to charity. Ross discovers Rachel’s irrational fear of swings. The adoption worker in charge of deciding the fate…
Rachel and Monica fight over who will receive an ugly painting from Phoebe’s apartment when Mike wants her to get rid of it. Chandler gets on Joey’s bad side when…
Monica and Chandler solicit Joey to write a letter to the adoption agency on their behalf. Joey discovers the thesaurus. Rachel’s sister Amy visits and moves in with Rachel and…
Episode Title: The One Where Rachel's Sister Babysits
It’s baby Emma’s first birthday and Rachel won’t let the party start until Emma wakes from her nap. However, everybody has places to be: Monica and Chandler want to leave…
Joey and Rachel’s first date goes well, until they return to their apartment and discover that everything’s awkward. They decide that they make better friends than lovers and call off…
Ross puts on a convincing front and invites Joey and Rachel to dine on fajitas with him and Charlie. He quickly gets drunk and embarrasses everyone. After Rachel and Charlie…
Monica, Chandler and Phoebe discover that they can eavesdrop on Ross & Charlie and Joey & Rachel through the walls of the hotel. Both new couples decide to wait before…
Charlie and Joey break up, and Rachel finally tells Joey about her crush on him. He decides nothing can happen because Ross is a good friend, but after he sees…
Chandler gives David advice that culminates in David deciding to propose to Phoebe. However, Phoebe is still in love with Mike. Monica meddles and calls Mike, who shows up in…
When Monica and Chandler learn of their chances for natural conception, they resort to interviewing unsuspecting male candidates to find the perfect match for one who could inseminate her. Elsewhere,…
Chandler and Monica court embarrassment when they secretly go to a fertility clinic for tests that will determine their family plans, until an old acquaintance runs into them. Ross hides…
Rachel dreams about a romantic encounter with Joey after a visit to the set of “Days of Our Lives.” Chandler buys a non-refundable weekend getaway for himself and Monica, but…
Monica leads the gang, except for a scoffing Ross, to purchase a bunch of lottery tickets for the multimillion-dollar powerball jackpot, but while they gleefully plot how to spend their…
Chandler’s jokey entry on his and Ross’s college website leads to a faux burial service for the allegedly dead and obviously unpopular Gellar. Joey refuses to give Emma his favorite…
When Monica and Chandler are financially strapped, she secretly asks Joey for a large loan. When an unsuspecting Chandler also approaches his pal for some cash, Joey accidentally betrays Monica’s…
Joey endures a draining audition at the hands of a pompous actor-director. Ross and Phoebe discover a secret link after being mugged together on the street. Chandler’s advertising internship gets…
Joey and Phoebe conspire to set up Rachel and Ross on their worst blind dates ever, hers being a pitiful lug, as they hope to reunite them out of mutual…
A night at Mike’s piano bar gives Monica a very showy moment in the spotlight. Ross works on trying to move on after he witnesses Rachel and Gavin’s kiss. Meanwhile,…
