Kyle finally sees “The Passion” and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along. Meanwhile many of the film’s hardcore fans band together under Cartman’s leadership to carry…

Jimmy is in training for an upcoming sporting event and he’s determined to win at any cost. Cartman feels he can easily take first place against Jimmy. He just has…

South Park takes on the look of Japanese Anime. The boys are transformed into Japanese Warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy,…

When young wife Elyse falls ill with a rare disease she can’t possibly have, Dr. Cameron is very interested in the case – so much so that her interest convinces…

When it appears that Lucy Palermo, a schizophrenic mom with deadly deep vein thrombosis, is lying about her alcohol intake, Dr. House is the lone voice of reason. Under the…

When a nun comes into the clinic with swollen arms, rash and bleeding in her palms, Dr. House’s diagnosis is a bad allergy, not stigmata. However, when he gives her…

Dr. House exasperates his boss, Dr. Lisa Cuddy, when he suggests that two sick newborn babies in one hospital add up to an epidemic. Even more frightening is the fact…

When a college student collapses after a bout of raucous sex with his girlfriend, Dr. House and his team scramble to figure out why. He’s got too many symptoms to…

When a teenage lacrosse player is stricken with an unidentifiable brain disease, Dr. House and the team hustle to give his parents answers. Chase breaks the bad news, the kid…

Dr. Gregory House, a brilliant diagnostician but devoid of bedside manner, and his elite team of young medical experts rush to save the life of a kindergarten teacher who started…

Survivors wonder why Charlie and Claire have been abducted – and by whom – and a search party ventures into the treacherous jungle to look for the pair. Suspicions focus…

Claire has a horribly realistic nightmare about her new baby being harmed or kidnapped. Flashbacks reveal Claire’s backstory: the former boyfriend who got her pregnant, then abandoned her, and the…

Sayid’s life is placed in grave danger after he stumbles upon the source of the mysterious French transmission, the woman Danielle Rousseau (guest-star Mira Furlan). She was on the distress…

Shannon’s inhaler runs out and Boone believes Sawyer has the remaining three in his stash. When Sawyer refuses to give them up, Jack and Sayid resort to torturing Sawyer until…

Charlie begins a painful journey of withdrawal from drugs, surprisingly aided by Locke, whose true motive for helping Charlie is a mystery. Meanwhile, survivors struggle to find and free Jack…

Walt and the others are shocked when Michael is brutally beaten, but only the non-English-speaking Jin and Sun know the truth behind the attack. Meanwhile Kate, Jack, Sawyer and Sayid…

Jack is nearly delirious from lack of sleep and struggles to overcome the haunting events that brought him to Australia and, subsequently, to the island. Meanwhile, Boone gets caught in…

The survivors are jolted awake in the middle of the night when wild island beasts (which are wild boars) invade the beach encampment. Kate and Michael join the mysterious Locke…

Jack and Hurley discover an alarming secret about Kate, as the marshal’s life hangs in the balance and he suffers a lot of pain. Meanwhile Kate, Charlie, Sawyer, Sayid, Boone…

Having escaped the “creature” and retrieved the plane transceiver, a group of the survivors travel to higher ground so they can transmit a signal. En route, they receive a mysterious…

Stripped of everything, the 48 survivors scavenge what they can from the plane for their survival. Some panic. Some pin their hopes on rescue. A few find inner strength they…

After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site,…

Charlie tries to get Jake’s approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is…

When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can’t stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out…

Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a…

Charlie and Alan hire Berta’s sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble…

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who’s better at playing hard to get than he is.

Jake is very impressed and can’t stop talking about his mother’s new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie’s car to help her impress a Saudi prince,…

Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.

Judith is dating Jake’s pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.

Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men’s group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith’s divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees his therapist.

Charlie jeopardizes Alan’s divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

Judith believes that Jake is having a hard time dealing with his parent’s divorce, after he starts annoying everyone with his non-stop guitar playing. So she suggests that they send…

Judith’s sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake’s birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake’s guardians in the event of his death.