Dean Pelton hires an administrative consultant to put things in order at Greendale, pitting Abed against Jeff, Britta, and Annie.

Gloria’s plans for a White Christmas don’t go as planned.

Gloria wins a silent auction to have a therapist come for an afternoon with the adults; Haley and Alex consider dumping their boyfriends.

Phil is selling an upscale home where various members of the family sneak off for alone time.

Phil is surprised by Claire’s reaction to Luke’s arrest; Mitchell helps Gloria figure out the secret to her family sauce recipe.

Gloria is excited at the possibility for being selected for jury duty; Claire brings Alex and Haley to work and hopes to impress them; Phil takes Manny and Luke’s class…

Phil convinces Lily to help with hatch the ducks he made a habitat for; Claire wants to impress her father with some ideas she has for the business; Cam spends…

Mitchell takes a job with a rival of Jay’s; Luke and Manny visit Alex but use the opportunity to meet girls; Gloria is upset when a cheerleader doesn’t decorate Manny’s…

Phil and Claire are hurt when Alex lies about her college move-in date and Luke doesn’t want to spend the day at Phil’s open house; being landlords stresses out Mitch…

Haley gets back together with Dylan. Alex and Sanjay plan their breakup since they are both going off to college. Mitchell avoids finding a new job and takes up art….

The sixth season ends with Alex’s graduation party at Jay and Gloria’s house, but Phil is stuck in Seattle on a business trip, so he uses the latest in technology…

Claire gets a job offer from a big hotel chain, but can’t tell if Jay wants her to take it or keep working for him. Meanwhile, Phil, Haley and Luke…

Alex learns she has to share valedictorian honors with a rival, but the tie could be broken by a 1-mile run for a gym grade neither has completed. Meanwhile, Gloria…

Jay and Phil try to stand up for themselves on the home front while Haley attempts it at work.

Jay agrees to sub in on Cam’s bowling team, not knowing it’s an all-gay league. Phil and Clair have an unexpectedly nice time with their neighbors. Gloria and Mitch agree…

Jay’s birthday comes with a number of interesting gifts, including Phil’s high-tech outdoor grill, and Claire and Mitchell’s offer to pay back some ancient loans—though they don’t think he’ll actually…

Claire tackles spring cleaning; Haley tries to distract Alex by taking her to a music festival.

When their competitor releases a catchy ad, Claire and Jay race to shoot a commercial of their own.

Claire does some online snooping that causes drama with the rest of the family.

Jay shows Manny how to defend himself whilst Mitch and Cam decide to throw Sal a belated baby shower.

Claire believes that Phil could be more into “Juliana” than her. Gloria’s sister pays a visit.

When Phil thinks Luke is giving him the cold shoulder, Andy becomes Phil’s new right-hand man. Joe might be allergic to Stella.

The Dunphys learn that neighbor wars are not for the faint of heart.

A near miss from a crash has everyone in the car either on edge or adopting a new carpe diem mentality.

When Stan lies about his texting-and-driving accident, he takes a seizure medication and suffers from the side effects. Meanwhile, Roger helps Steve with his performance anxiety.

“American Dad” is sold to a Chinese businessman. Meanwhile, Stan has Francine committed to an insane asylum when he forgets their anniversary.

Jeff returns from space … or does he? Meanwhile, Steve watches after Snot’s hamster.

Stan is horrified when he sees a couple die in a car crash, and he goes to see a shrink. Meanwhile, Roger and Klaus study for a wine tasting.

Francine is up for an award for her lonely housewife novel, so the family heads to the Big Apple for the ceremony. Meanwhile, Stan and Hayley hang out with actor…

While on vacation in Los Angeles, Stan joins the world of old Hollywood. Meanwhile, Roger kennel-trains Steve and Hayley.

Hayley gets a job and starts to fall for a co-worker. Meanwhile, Stan chauffers Steve and Francine to a Mother-Son dance.

When Steve swears at Francine, she refuses to cook for him, and he becomes a successful chef, appearing on a popular morning show. Meanwhile, Stan thinks he can make people…

Hayley is dying to be on a roller derby team, but they only will let her play if her ‘sister’ Steve gets to play. Meanwhile, a magical carpenter visits Stan…

The gentrification of South Park is pricing Randy right out of town. Meanwhile, Kyle’s distrust of Stan has broken their friendship and thrown Kyle into a dangerous alliance.

PC Principal disappears with two of the 4th grade students.

Jimmy is sent to the principal’s office for using an inappropriate word in the school paper. His integrity as a newsman runs head on into PC Principals ideology. Will Jimmy…

The citizens of South Park decide they no longer need a police force in town.

The Asian girls in school are drawing dreamy pictures of Tweek and Craig.

Cartman is the latest victim of body shaming on Twitter. Randy has to deal with uncomfortable confrontations every time he shops at the new Whole Foods. He feels exposed at…

There’s a new kid in school and his parents have opened a restaurant in the recently gentrified part of town. Cartman now considers himself the top on-line restaurant reviewer in…