Kramer invades Jerry’s life too much, so Jerry revokes his spare key privileges. Realizing that he has broken the “covenant of the keys” gives Kramer the realization he is now…

Kramer tells Jerry about something his friend Mike said about Jerry being “a phony.” After borrowing Jerry’s car, Elaine comes up with a wild story, because the car is now…

Kramer poses for a painting, that an elderly couple becomes just crazy about. George feels obligated to buy something when he accompanies Jerry to his new girlfriend’s art studio. Elaine…

Jerry tracks down a hit-and-run driver, then he wants to date her, after dating her he finds out she hit another woman he’s always wanted to date. George has an…

On a whim, Jerry and George take a limo from a passenger that Jerry knows never made it on the plane. While taking the limo they call Elaine & Kramer…

George tries two more approaches with the unemployment officer. Kramer gets Jerry to accompany him to see a former neighbors’ new baby, “you got to see the baby.” Though he’s…

Jerry meets Keith Hernandez and wants to make a good impression. Meanwhile, George is out of time on his unemployment and he works harder than ever on his scheme to…

After selling each other on the idea, Jerry and Elaine sell George and Elaine’s friend on a blind date, then they await the results. They promise to keep each other…

Elaine needs to fast before an x-ray, so she tries stuffing herself three days before the test. After his neighbor Martin tries suicide, Jerry is hit on by his girlfriend,…

Kramer joins the “Polar Bear Club.” Jerry gets one of Kramer’s Pez dispensers which makes Elaine laugh during a piano recital of George’s girlfriend, and that puts their relationship in…

Everyone has an uncommon experience while going their separate ways on the subway. George meets a beautiful woman who distracts him from his intended destination, a job interview. Jerry falls…

Jerry is the unwitting cause of Elaine’s boyfriend falling off the wagon. Elaine gets George a job, so he buys her a gift, an $85 cashmere sweater. The sweater has…

Jerry’s car is stolen and the criminal picks up his car phone. George decides to take a fill-in job moving cars from one side of the street to the other;…

Jerry & Elaine go to a party with George, while there they send signals to each other to get out of bad party conversations. Afterward, George abandons them there, when…

Jerry’s brain and penis play chess against one another to decide whether he should keep dating a vacuous model with whom the “sex is great” but not anything else. George…

George is excited about a new potential baldness cure that was discovered in China. While listening to a tape of his previous nights show, Jerry hears the voice of a…

Jerry tries helping the owner of a small restaurant attract customers by giving him a suggestion. George must take an IQ test for his latest girlfriend, so Elaine helps him…

Everyone separates to try to find the car in a huge parking garage. Jerry needs to use the bathroom so he finds a place to go and gets busted. Elaine…

The library asks Jerry about a book he checked out in 1971 and never returned, so Jerry looks up an old girlfriend for his defense against a library cop. George…

Jerry is watching an unruly dog, for a fellow airline passenger who’s sick in a hospital somewhere in Chicago. Jerry, can’t leave his apartment, that leaves George and Elaine alone…

Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a trip to Florida to visit his parents. There are temperature control problems in the condo, a back breaking sofa bed, a slight overdose of…

George’s relationship with a former IRS worker may ease Jerry’s tax audit worries- until she becomes his former girlfriend. She wants to know why, so he tells her the truth,…

Physical therapy proves painful for Jerry when his small talk with his therapist leads to a misunderstanding. Jerry uses his dentist friend, Roy, to write a note so that insurance…

George inadvertently meddles in the life of a busboy, by getting him fired. He tries to rectify things; however, he winds up compounding them by losing the busboy’s cat. Elaine…

Jerry, Elaine and George stop for a quick Chinese dinner before a showing of Plan 9 From Outer Space on the big screen. However, while waiting a really long time…

Elaine needs to use Jerry’s apartment to hold a baby shower for a woman that once dated George. George reflects that she was “unequivocally the worst date of my life.”…

Jerry and Elaine are watching TV late at night and stumble across “naked people” and that gets them both discussing whether they could have a relationship and not jeopardize their…

George thinks he’s had a heart attack. The doctor tells him otherwise, but he might want to get his tonsils and adenoids removed. Elaine is interested in the doctor and…

George quits his job in a huff after he is demoted to using the regular bathroom. Newman tells Kramer that he plans to jump off the building. Jerry suggests that…

Jerry has a box of stuff his grandfather left him. Inside is an interesting looking statue that could replace one George’s parents had years ago, but he broke. George plans…

Kramer tries mousse in his hair. Jerry gets Elaine an opportunity to get the apartment right above him, before he realizes the possible implications. George tests the “man with a…

George blows an invitation upstairs with his latest girlfriend and then when he tries to make restitution he leaves progressively nastier messages on her answering machine. He gets the chance…

Jerry buys a real expensive new suede jacket with a colorful inner lining. George has a song from Les Miserables that he just can’t get out of his mind. Kramer…

Jerry’s parents come to town for a 50th anniversary party. Jerry bets Kramer that he won’t complete his plans to renovate his apartment with levels in a month. Jerry takes…

George has doubts about his current relationship that he broke off. Elaine is curious about a relationship that she has with a guy in her building that has degenerated over…

After George receives a stock tip, he and Jerry take the financial plunge. Elaine and her allergies battle her boyfriend’s cats. Meanwhile, Jerry’s weekend getaway with his new girlfriend proves…

Jerry tries to “break-up” with his obnoxious childhood friend but his pathetic weeping leads Jerry to give him another chance. Elaine helps Jerry come up with excuses to avoid him.

Jerry is robbed after Kramer fails to close the apartment door. Elaine talks Jerry into looking at a fabulous apartment in the hopes that she can then have Jerry’s place….

Jerry meets an attractive woman at a party but by the time she leaves, he has only learned where she works. Jerry stakes out the mystery woman’s office with George…

The very first episode. Jerry is ecstatic that a woman he met on the road is coming to stay with him in New York. George and Kramer weigh in on…