Carrie feels bad for criticizing a minor point in Berger’s book. When Berger teaches Miranda how to tell that a guy is “not that into her”, she feels the need…

With Pete missing, Sylvia announces that she intends to leave the bar and Horace have to make a decision about his own future.

The queens compete in a pageant of book inspired couture, and perform a musical tribute to Jerri Blank from Strangers With Candy. Siblings Amy Sedaris and David Sedaris guest judge.

Bob and his family are forced to spend the weekend at Mort the Mortician’s while the restaurant is being de-molded. Linda and Bob double date with Mort and a female…

When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he’s gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he…

When Stan gets kidnapped in Colombia, Francine fears he’s gone for good. Stan finally reappears unharmed, but the real trouble erupts in the Smith household when he admits that he…