The videotape Kramer made is played for the jury. When the NBC executives arrive, George forgets about the trial for a moment and complains loudly about the plane. The prosecution…
Jerry and George discuss the movies and George’s desire to get his fifteen minutes of fame. Kramer is off to the beach. Elaine calls a friend, whose father is in…
George, Elaine and Jerry attend Tim Whatley’s Hanukkah party. Jerry meets an attractive woman with whom he sets up a date. Elaine meets a man in a bad denim vest…
After Kramer finds the set of the old Merv Griffin Show in a dumpster, he begins to treat his entire life like a talk show. Jerry’s new girlfriend has a…
Jerry’s childhood friend “Fragile” Frankie promises to get Jerry a new car because of a show he did for Frankie’s car dealership. George prepares for his weekly call to his…
Frank is supposed to say “serenity now” every time his blood pressure is in danger of going up. Jerry’s girlfriend gives his Knicks tickets away. She comments that she has…
Susan’s old roommate from college, Sally Weaver, gives Jerry a package that she wants him to be careful with; which he is, but he loses his own package in the…
Elaine gets a physical for a pending trip with Peterman to Africa. Her physical test results show positive for opium, so Peterman fires her. Jerry’s parent are in seclusion in…
Kramer befriends a caddy, who helps him to improve his golf game and offer his other advice. George’s bosses consider him for a promotion when they think he is so…
Elaine is dating a jazz saxophonist who’s sponge-worthy but “he doesn’t really like to do everything.” Jerry tells one of the members of his band that the saxophonist and Elaine…
Jerry and George reevaluate their relationships with women, so they make “a pact” to change their ways, though Jerry doesn’t know it. Elaine has a problem sleeping in her new…
Jerry’s parents sell the Cadillac to Jack Klompus for $6000 in order to give Jerry some money to help him out. They along with Kramer suggest that Jerry might try…
George is excited about the new apartment he is going to move into. Elaine is on a blind date, now called a “set-up.” Jerry takes Kramer to his self-storage where…
Jerry is intrigued by the concept of his girlfriend having a mentor. George prepares to give a lecture on risk management by reading a book, but realizes that books on…
George comes to the realization that he should try to do the opposite of everything, so he does, his luck changes and everything begins to go his way including getting…
Kramer is dating one of Elaine’s co-workers, a woman who drives her crazy. Kramer brings her to one of Jerry’s shows, where she heckles him relentlessly; unfortunately there is a…
Jerry and his girlfriend get some time alone with each other at a movie, Schindler’s List, they don’t see it; however, Newman sees it and them. A delay in the…
Jerry’s parents are staying with him while they wait to take their trip to Paris and he’s just returned from three weeks on the road can’t get anytime alone with…
George changes his religion to Latvian Orthodox to keep his girlfriend who must break up with him for religious reasons. Jerry finds a tube of fungus cream in his girlfriend’s…
When they begin to gain weight, Jerry and Elaine suspect that Kramer has made a bad investment in a non-fat yogurt shop. Jerry inadvertently uses the “F” word, as a…
George’s father gets him an interview as a bra salesman. Evidence points to Jerry’s accountant being a drug user. So Jerry, Kramer and Newman set out to find out the…
George is forced to move in with his parents. He gets a job as a hand model and becomes obsessed with keeping his hands safe. Kramer’s girlfriend, who designs clothes…
Estelle is getting an eye job. Kramer gets his new license plates from the DMV, but the plates say “ASSMAN.” Jerry is disturbed when he finds out his mechanic used…
The doorman in Mr. Pitt’s building, cause’s trouble for Jerry who was only trying to be nice. Kramer robs George on the street for some German tourists. George’s father is…
Jerry and Elaine see George’s father with a man with a cape but don’t say hello. Jerry discovers a Chinese woman on George’s phone line after the wires get crossed…
Going out to buy an engagement party present for “The Drake,” George parks his father’s car in a handicap parking spot, after taking Kramer’s advice. An angry mob trashes the…
No thanks to Elaine, Jerry must work hard to prove he is straight when a college reporter mistakenly reports that he and George are gay, “not that there is anything…
George’s mother throws her back out when she falls down after catching him doing “you know.” When George says he’ll never do it again, Jerry challenges him to a contest…
Peter sneaks away on his and Lois’ anniversary to play golf at an upscale country club, only to be struck by lightning and have a near-death experience. Death promises to…
The Smiths’ plans to celebrate Roger’s 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces that he’s finally going through puberty. Ever fearful of the thought of a Steve with raging hormones,…
The Smiths’ plans to celebrate Roger’s 1,600th birthday are sidetracked when Steve announces that he’s finally going through puberty. Ever fearful of the thought of a Steve with raging hormones,…
