Mike decides to give Vanessa a family-free holiday for Christmas; Ed accidentally shoots a bald eagle.
After Mike brings home a duck he shot for dinner, he is forced to try to explain the circle of life to Boyd.
When Vanessa gives a presentation about her job at an oil company during career day at Eve’s school, Eve and her classmates think Vanessa is destroying the planet.
Mike secretly forms an afterschool dodgeball club for the neighborhood kids in hope of building character in Boyd.
Mike tries to convince Mandy to vote for Romney, but Obama supporters Kristin and Ryan disagree with his methods.
