While Homer takes Marge out for a night on the town, the kids spot their babysitter on America’s Most Armed and Dangerous.

Two unhappy children find a happy escape in a swimming pool.

Erich is displeased when his wife buys an expensive doll for his step-daughter. He becomes even more displeased when the doll tells him it doesn’t like him!

Brian takes a job on the police force as a drug-sniffing dog, which leads him down a path of cocaine addiction. Trying to kick the habit, Brian checks into a…