George watches a bag for a tourist who never comes back, so he starts wearing some of the clothes. Elaine tells Kramer that the stories he sold to Peterman were…

A Companion-trained friend of Inara’s who runs a brothel calls for help from Serenity when a local bigwig reveals his intentions to take “his” baby from the girl he impregnated.

Vince gets up-front about his feelings for Aquagirl, sending everyone into a panic. Meanwhile, Ari’s partner Terrance resurfaces, Eric splurges on an ‘investment’ suit, and Drama and Turtle have high…